What a Picture!

Unusual objects - what on earth are they?

'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Comes the print in a little while
Lost 'er 'ead, but she kept 'er smile
Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet, Ye-e-a-y!
Bangin' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam'ly album

Flash, Bang, Wallop! DAVID HENEKER
From the London Musical "Half A Sixpence" (1963)